Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Ricky's post-rant interview

Many of you probably saw Bama stereotype "Ricky" rant

(extremely NSFW audio) against the ref who called Rolando McClain for 2 personal fouls in the VaTech game. Well, some enterprising bloggers tracked him down for an email

Read the whole thing, and you will learn that Ricky is a 24-year-old trucker from Bham who has a best friend named "Dale" and a "supportive" girlfriend (despite the fact that he was caught on camera beating a metal folding chair against her dining room table) who is "used to" his rants that leave holes in the walls and bedroom door. He drinks Budweiser and Jim Beam. He likes to "come over on people while driving" if they have a "Honk if you sacked Brodie" bumper sticker and in fact threw his car keys from his house during that sacktastic 2005 Iron Bowl.

Oh, and Ricky's sorry if his calling the VaTech player McClain pushed down the "n-word" made you think he's racist. He didn't mean it that way at all.

If he didn't exist, Auburn fans would have to invent him.

But, before I throw too many stones from my glass house, I sympathize with Ricky missing his cousin's wedding for a Bama game. I, along with all the other males there, watched the 2007 Bama-Arky game in the bar at my sister-in-law's wedding reception.

1 comment:

  1. It's a shame Sasha Baron Cohen never made it to that viewing party.